What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 10:47

Dr No
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s